*makes hour-long fart noises*
"Im sorry but black people cant be elves because black people arent beautiful or good"
Please tell me this anon is fucking joking.
Anon probably could have said “I’m a boring racist” and saved themselves a lot of typing.
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
Zeus is out lookin for his next booty call
False on almost every account, Zeus impregnates 99% of the audience, makes a pass at the remaining 1%, who Hera then punishes by turning them into short-lived insects.
The thing that i like about this place is
you go in and everything looks normal as it should
and then you look up and hOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE BOOKS
Holy crap I never looked up in there!